11.29.2006

Why Does Bill O'Reilly Hate Both Christmas And America So Very Much?

You know, someday, perhaps very soon, ol' Bill's conflated head's gonna explode. I only hope that Roger Ailes and Chris Wallace and Shepherd Smith are there to get splattered when it happens.

From Think Progress and of course, Bill got it ALL wrong go to the link to read it all:

Last night, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly took aim at the retailer Crate & Barrel in his latest “War on Christmas” segment. O’Reilly cited a recent article in which Crate & Barrel spokeswoman Betty Kahn is quoted saying, “We would definitely not say Merry Christmas.”

O’Reilly claimed to have “confirmed” the quote was accurate. As a result, he said he would no longer shop at the store, and alleged that the six Muslim imams removed last week from a US Airways flight “wouldn’t get handcuffed in Crate & Barrel if they started chanting and stuff.”
Oh boy, I wonder how much Crate & Barrel's stock shot up on news that customers wouldn't have to cope with Bill there.

[Postscript: Bill's head isn't anywhere near as conflated and under pressure as his ego. Both are packed with falafel goo.]