Uh Oh, Will Bush Declare War Against Chimpanzees Next?
With this news from the Washington Post:
Chimpanzees observed fashioning spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals....can Bush declaring war on chimps for their ability to make simple weapons be far behind?
I mean, chimps fit many of Bush's criteria for warmongering:
- they don't recognize him as the second begotten son of God Himself (I often wonder if Dubya thinks Jesus was merely his prototype, a failed alpha version?)
- they're brown
- they're poor and far less powerful
