Australia Sees Reason And Ousts Their Bush Anyway

Three cheers for Australia for sending their leader, John Howard, packing.

Apparently, the Aussies don't let voters do Diebold.

Rudd, his replacement, sees the great wrong of the Bush agenda AND wants to apologize (not like an apology fixes history but still, we've never managed to apologize for slavery) to the aboriginals for the great racial cleansing committed in the name of Australia's colonization.

Cheers, Australia. And thank you. Let us only hope America can get rid of their Bushie, too.

Breaking News! George Bush Admits He's The Bastard Love Child of Barbara and Moe Of Three Stooges Fame

Finally! The truth is out: George W. Bush is NOT the legitimate heir to the Bush (missing a few dozen important chromosomes) Dynasty but is, instead, the bastard love chair of Barbara Bush's long, impestuous affair with Moe of the Three Stooges.

She (known as Babs with Crabs in her lustier days) says she does NOT, however, have an explanation for the fact that Georgy managed to make president when he can neither spell "Stooge" or "Bastard" (although Barbara frankly acknowledged that her Georgy is both along with an imbecile, a crank, and a sadist).

Bush Twin Book Deal: She Can't Read, But She Can Write?

And mind you, it's Jenna - the dumb blonde one - who seems to spend much of her time falling off bar stools and dance floors.

Let's see: she's just barely 25, never held a job, has done nothing but party since graduating from a school paid to pass her more than three years ago... oh yeah, I can see why the literary world really needs her autobiography.

Sheesh.

Right Nutwing Wants Jeb Bush To Run (A/K/A Can't We Be Done With Dynasties?)

You know, I would think that just about everyone - the world over - would be damned sick of having a Bush in office. ANY Bush, ANY office. But no, some of the extreme right nutwing wants Jeb Bush to run for president in 2008.

Have I mentioned these people are not only psychotic but that they actively plot the pathological and quite miserable destruction of both the U.S. and the world? I did? Oh, okay.

(But here's something scary from the Eleanor Clift Newsweek column I cited above: Jeb is on a short list for V.P. for 2008. Oh goody: we'll be seeing al Qaeda as responsible for the deaths of other Terri Schiavos.)