11.21.2006

Whatever Newt Gingrich - Who Says We Need World War III For a Big GOP Win - Is Smoking, Do Not Ask For Any

Newt Gingrich - the serial philanderer and adulterer who once served a wife with divorce papers as she returned from the operating room where cancer was removed, the man who said "it's a proven fact that women get infections in fox holes so can't be soldiers" and "we need to create a World War III because then everybody will vote Republican" - is back smoking something pretty weird again.

This from Think Progress:

Newt has plan to become president ‘almost by magic.’

“I am not ‘running’ for president,” former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA) tells Fortune.

“I am seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be president, it will happen.”
If he offers you a toke from whatever it is he puts in his glass pipe, say No very loudly and then run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.