1.29.2004

Dear, Dear Mr. Ashcroft

Who states that our beloved leader will veto any attempt to scale back the Patriotic Act (this in a letter to Senate leaders).

Sometimes I think Mr. Ashcroft won't be happy until he's installed a webcam in every bathroom, television, and bedroom in every home and office in America to be sure that no one is masturbating or even watching dirty movies or (gasp) Free Speech TV.