Christmas always seems like a perfect time for jokes. Oh, in no way does this take away from its "religious significance", but once you overfill your audience with eggnog and pecan pie, they can do little more than suffer in silence while you
assault engage them with holiday jokes.
Here, for instance, are some tendered by olvlzl at Echidne of the Snakes:
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
- It’s Christmas, Eve.
Why does Dracula hate snowmen?
- They give him frostbite.
Why are there snowmen but no snow-women?
- Women know better than to stand outside without a coat.
What do you call someone who is afraid of Christmas?
- A Claustrophobic.