Condi Rice: She'll Laugh You Right to Death

Who knew Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice was such a comic genius? In fact, if she happens not to run for the GOP presidential nomination in '08, I'm certain she's ready to take her place as the most inspired comedienne to grace the improv boards since Kathy Griffin (cough).

Why do I say she's a laugh riot? Because Condo-lies-a-lotta Rice said today that not only does the debacle that is Iraq have nothing to do with the last week of intense bloodshed in Lebanon and Israel, Condi insists it would be "grotesque" for anyone to draw a cause-effect relationship between Iraq and the current conflict.

Hee hee hee.. what a kidder!