WH Predicts 2.6 Million New Jobs This Year

Uh huh. And I'm sure they won't want to count the new jobs until well after the election.

Well, as long as we're making hopelessly wonderful predictions here, let me predict that I'm going to be 5'11, 100 lbs, and speaking 27 languages by the end of the year. Oh yeah, and I'm going to put Oprah out of work and reverse global warming too.

Sheesh.