A Day for Lovers

Happy St. Valentine's Day. In honor of this festive and chocolate-laden occasion, let us give tribute to all the great lover couples, like:

- Ann Coulter and her mirror (after Botox, of course)
- George W. Bush and the fictional character he plays
- Condi Rice and her president
- Dick Cheney and his bunker, Lynne
- Matt Drudge and Lucianne Goldberg in a love triangle with Karl Rove
- Karl Rove and himself
- Tucker Carlson and his hair weave
- Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle
- Rudy Giuliani and his ego
- Scott McClellan and the WH press corps
- Joe Scarbrough and his elusive lover, Bill O'Reilly's audience
- Dennis Miller and his brown nose