7.14.2006

Is Ann-thrax Coulter Sending The New York Times "Care" Packages?

The Times reports that it received a suspicious envelope containing white powder, remininescent of the yet-unsolved (those silly Bushies!) anthrax scare in Autumn 2001.

I suspect Coulter (smirk). Cocaine might explain her personality; she probably got confused and sent them her daily stash instead of a direct death threat.