8.04.2004

The Grinch Who Stole the White House?

Posted by Admin over on Blah3, called "Dr. Suess Sees America":

From an email that's going around....

The Whos down in Whoville liked people a lot,
But the Grinch in the White House most certainly did not.
He didn't arrive there by the will of the Whos,
But stole the election that he really did lose.
Vowed to "rule from the middle," then installed his regime.
(Did this really happen, or is it just a bad dream?)

He didn't listen to voters, just his friends he was pleasin'.
Now, please don't ask why, who knows what's the reason.
It could be his heart wasn't working just right.
It could be, perhaps, that he wasn't too bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
Is that both brain and heart were two sizes too small.
Read the rest of this here.