8.24.2006

Ever Feel Like Taking a Hot Shower After Hearing More About John Mark Karr?

I do.. and even more so after learning his entire family has sold rights to their story (what story would that be???) and hired "talent" agents (talent? TALENT? you need talent to have a family member confess to a brutal slaying?), as well as watching or learning:

  • his first bride, the 13 year old, can't wait to get on camera to say she didn't know him very well when they got married, and she does this by holding her new baby (from a different husband) in front of her on camera like the most important thing she can do is make sure her baby gets tied to a story about the vicious slaying of a 6-year-old beauty queen
  • his lawyers insisting he really IS in command of his faculties even though he says he killed JonBenet Ramsey
  • that besides the gourmet meal which included champagne and chocolate cake, Karr spent nearly a half hour preening himself in the airplane bathroom before they landed
  • that he couldn't tell a reporter how JonBenet died because it would take many, many hours, perhaps days for him to "do justice" to the story
  • how he loves, loves, loves JonBenet who was his one true love (a six year old)
  • how many schools allowed this nutcase to teach
Crap! I need a shower just reciting this!