Could Someone Explain

...why it's the ultra-moral red staters who always go for the salacious stuff on Web searches?

I've gotten more hits on the stupid Paris Hilton celibate shit than anything else today, and from very red parts of the country.

Oh wait.. that's right. It's the moralist red staters who go for the wife swapping shows and subscribe to porn channels. You know, sin all week, get redeemed on Sunday. But we blue staters who read, well... evil incarnate.