6.25.2005

Ashcroft's Boobs Drop Out of His Dress

Err... let me rephrase that. I think the 90+ heat here is getting to me.



Jeralyn Merritt at TalkLeftinforms us that the naked woman statue - known to the rest of the world as the Spirit of Justice but poor repressed John couldn't recall her name because a) justice just wasn't his thing and she had really big boobs - that John Ashcroft had draped in ... well... drapes... has been uncovered again.

Apparently, the new Atty Gen, Gonzalez, has been working with Mr. Bush long enough that he's not embarrassed by a big boob or two.

(Yes, I snark, therefore I am.)