Throwing Away the Oatmeal Cookie I Was Eating

From CNN:

South African Philip Rabinowitz became the world's fastest 100-year-old on Saturday, slashing more than five seconds off the record for the 100 meter sprint for centenarians.

"Oh, I feel wonderful now, absolutely wonderful," Rabinowitz said after finishing in a time of 30.86 seconds and breaking the previous mark of 36.19 set by Austrian Erwin Jaskulski.

And it took all the energy I had, too, to walk all the way out to the kitchen to get that cookie.