Dead Bodies Found on Sam Donaldson's Ranch

Boy, that's going to put his toupe in a swirl!

Considering what journalistic ethics are in play now, ABC may let Sam report on it.

Don't laugh. NBC is allowing Andrea Mitchell to comment extensively on the political race now, which seems like a real conflict considering Andrea's hubby (Greenspan) serves at the pleasure of Bush. And - wow, what a surprise - she's snarkier about the Dems. And MSNBC sometimes uses Rep. David Drier (R-CA) as a guest host, when he's rabidly partisan and I believe heads up Bush's California campaign (I know he was involved with The Arnold).