Stories I Didn't Cover - I Feel So Ashamed and Out of Step
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother discussing silly things like presidential excess, wars, and everyone in Washington DC treating the U.S. Constitution like toilet paper, especially when my colleagues in The Mainstream Media are so appropriately focused elsewhere on stories far more important to the American people.
Stories like:
- Oprah isn't gay! And no, Steadman isn't a fag hag!
- Christie Brinkley's (who cheated on how many husbands?) husband cheated on her with teenage girls
- Nobody wants to pay $10 million for a picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri
- Newly crowned Miss Universe (formerly Ms. Puerto Rico) faints
- That woman Katherine McNee (sp?) has bronchitis or is just ditching her fans (all 7 of them)
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