5.06.2005

Pastor Chandler, Asshole in Pastoral Clothing

This dick - and I use the term loosely since I'm rather fond of penises - told people in his East Waynesville, NC congregation that he would begin to get rid of congregants who refused to follow his political beliefs. Nine people have already been forced out because this asshole said John Kerry was "for homosexuals" and no one should be allowed to vote for him. On Sunday, he demanded that anyone who would not agree to follow that pastor's - and trust me, I use THAT term VERY lightly - political beliefs either had to get up and REPENT or leave the church. Anyone knew coming into the church, he said, would be required to sign a pledge that they would vote exactly the way this pastor told them to.

Some of those who have walked out are Republicans who feel this is terribly inappropriate for one man to tell them how to vote. Some of those who walked out DID vote for Bush rather than Kerry.

Good for those people. Clearly they have a better grasp on what a Christian and an American should be than this so-called man of God (I'm sure God doesn't care much for Pastor Chandler, however).

And may Pastor Chandler rot in hell, hopefully with whatever disease he's picked up because he's no doubt one of those types who doesn't practice what he preaches himself.