No Matter How Bad You Expect Your Monday to Be, Remember This

At least you're not Jennifer Wilbanks who waited until after the last of her eight - count 'em - eight bridal showers to run off, involve hundreds of people in trying to find her, and then have the chutzpah to call the police and claim an Hispanic man kidnapped her. Then she wears a blanket over her head walking through the airport. The only reality TV show I'd like to see is Jennifer having to wash dishes from now until age 60 paying back the costs of trying to locate her. Want to bet someone will offer her a book deal? I'm sure Oprah and Dr. Phil will have her on.

Oh, and the best part? Since the feds were involved in trying to find her, we ALL get to pick up part of the tab for her little escapade and not just the working class stiffs of Duluth, Georgia.