The World According to CNN

Really, CNN? Is the second MOST IMPORTANT story today - all day, in fact - that the Schiavo kin remain divided? Hell, I'd argue that the Pope's deteriorating condition (since 84-year-old men are at the end of the life expectancy) shouldn't have been the lead all day.

But the fact that family members are fighting after a death - a phenomenon common to almost every family at one time or another - is your idea of the second most important story?

Man, you're sad.