Your Tax Dollars and Paris Hilton

I just heard a blurb on the news that the FBI has been called in to investigate the "hacking" of Paris Hilton's Sidekick or Blackberry or butt plug or whatever it is she uses to message.

Gee, you'd almost think the FBI might have something better to do.

Or perhaps we'll discover that Paris has been secretly offering her expert intelligence on diplomacy with Iran (which Bush spells B-O-M-B and build an oil pipeline for Halliburton and Unocal) or an exit strategy for Iraq. God knows this brain trust is at least as qualified as Condi Poo with her PhD in ice skating.