Jeff Gannon: I'm a Putz with a Purpose

So after threatening to sue and telling Editor & Publisher he wasn't giving any more interviews, Jeff Gannon/aka Jim Guckert/aka Rock Hardson gives an interview to Campbell Brown in which he once again changes his story a bit but suddenly, suddenly cannot speak to claims that he was a gay male prostitute on advice of counsel. However, he was quick but awkward to add that many of the stories about him are untrue.

Now why if he wasn't a gay male prostitute would he be unable to answer that particular question?

Do you think he's just hanging around trying to get an invite to Neverland Ranch? Michael Jackson is confused, yes, but (based on one picture I saw) Jeff's hung more generously than most 12 year olds. Certainly more richly endowed that Clarence Thomas, Noni Scalia, Karl Rove, or Grover Norquist.

Oh jesus.. I've just made myself ill imagining those four naked.

If only Jeff would put on a blue dress, we might get to the (cough) root of the story.