2.21.2005

Coincidence?

Congress votes to pretty much eliminate your right to join in class action lawsuits against big bad corps just before the FDA tells people to take as much Vioxx, Bextra, and Celebrex as they like.

Watch Arlen Spector dance like a marionette as he tells you, "Look, America, I know you think we're here to protect you. But really, it comes down to me and my job. If it's a question of me surviving or you, well, screw you. I never liked you anyway. And besides, I'm very, very afraid of Karl Rove who promises to fuck me over like I've never been fucked before. That sounds painful and I've been a senator too long to like any kind of inconvenience. Remember, we give ourselves GREAT health care - stuff you can't afford because you're paying for us."