The President's Rainbow Message

In speaking with some group or another the other day, Mr. Bush refers to a rainbow he saw as he came in, and said he saw a message. The implication was that God was telling him something again.

What do you suppose that message was?

* Yes, George, a rainbow is a scientifically documented phenomenon. Don't you wish you'd paid attention in class so you'd know what it signifies?

* Trust me, George: your daughters are not the pot of gold beneath that rainbow. But if you frisk them, I bet you'll find at least a half ounce of pot between them.

* It's true, George. A rainbow is just off in the distance because you're about to stop being pretending to be president.