6.14.2004

Reagan Spam

Since two days after his death, my mailbox runneth over with Reagan memorabilia... a/k/a Crap. There's the:

    * Reagan commemorative coin
    * The "one more for the Gipper" t-shirt
    * The Reagan bobblehead
    * A "Bedtime for Bonzo" coffee mug
    * A Reagan-style cowboy hat
    * The "Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall" plaque
    * Special postcards from "your favorite Ronald Reagan movies" (do we have favorite Reagan movies?)
Personally, I'm waiting for the Reagan urinal, the Reagan-white-and-blue toilet paper, and the "Screw the Hondurans" commemorative soup mug.