Wanted: Dead or Alive: Tom DeLay

Thank you, whoever gave me my 2004 birthday wish a little late with the news that Tom must submit for booking and fingerprinting in Texas as an indicted felon (indicted felon, not a convicted one, of course). Not yet anyway.

Now, what about what I wished for in 2003 and 2005?

Is it too much to ask for a perp walk? Pretty please?

And to have Tom wanted in a state that spends the per capita lowest on mental health services, too. If he pleads insanity, they'll hang 'em.