What Makes Me Sicker than Taking Vioxx? These People

As both a former Vioxx consumer and a writer, I happened upon a Craig's List entry looking for a writer to document the Vioxx recall. Then I saw what these low lifes .. no, they're scum... were suggesting:

Easy One Million Dollars From Vioxx Lawsuit.Vioxx, taken by 1.3 million Americans, is used extensively for the treatment of many types of pain. Study shows the Vioxx side effects include Heart Attack, Intestinal Bleeding, Kidney or Liver Impairment, Respiratory Infections, and Stroke. Launched in the United States in 1999, Vioxx was sold $2.5 billion in 2003. Merck currently has $6.8 billion cash. (source) That is enough to pay $5000 per Vioxx taker. Experts in our firm estimated the class action lawsuits will award $5 billion, 50% of which will go the top 1000 sufferers, or $2.5 million per person. Get your share. It is the easiest way to become a millionaire. If you have heard of Million Dollar Awards from Tobacco Lawsuits, Vioxx cases will be easier to win, as in tobacco cases, consumers were warned before purchase, while Vioxx recall is a combination of mismanagement and lies from Merck. Merck did not had enough trial data before releasing Vioxx into market. Merck did not accept early warning signs. You need to take actions now. Following proper steps, a Monetary Compensation is guaranteed to you.
For $100, you can receive a document showing how an average person can benefit from this Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity to become a millionaire. You need to have proof that you have taken Vioxx. The chance of winning is much greater, if you had any heart attack in your medical record. Small heart attacks are untraceable. Many have this record without ever detected by doctors. If you win a case before class action, your reward is much higher. We will show you how to prove you had taken Vioxx, to prove that you had related side effects, and to find a good lawyer to win your case. There are still countries selling Vioxx after the recall, you can find them online or we can help you. If you purchase Vioxx now, not only you can sue Merck, you can also sue the pharmacy store. Many law firms want your information. Contact as many as possible online. Don't miss the Opportunity