Ann Coulter and the Pies

I (of course) in no way condone the folks who were trying to strike political nutjob and professional hate mongerer Ann Counter with cream pies yesterday (condone, no - made me smile for a moment, oh yeah).

However, it would have been a more effective means of torture if they had forced her to eat them instead. Somewhere inside that body lies a 600 lb Sara Lee enthusiast concealing the darkest heart of all.