10.17.2004

Bill O'Moron

Reader CK happened to mention Steve Gilliard's take on the Bill O'Reilly sexual harassment suit so you can find it here.

Specifically, he tenders this suggestion (although Mr. O'Reilly is neither known for accepting different viewpoints or able to pass a reality test):

But because seeing evident stupidity makes me ill, here's a suggestion: SETTLE THIS FUCKING THING MONDAY. Because, you just made Fox compound your stupidity with their stupidity and this will go before a Fox-hating, Post-hating Manhattan jury. Ms. Mackris will enjoy her summers on the Cote D'Azure, her winter vacation in Gstaad, and a Palm Beach condo because of your uncontrolled anger and rage. She will be RICH, as in seven figure plus rich.

Your ego harms you. It may well ruin Fox if it continues. And while I'm rooting for this, give the woman $5m and save the company.

But since you are evidentally stupid, you will continue to harass and attack Ms. Mackris and make her claims all the more credible each passing day. Thank you for being a wooden headed Irishman from Long Island. I stand to make a healthy profit from this.
[Ed. note: I wonder how long it will be before we see a small shriveled looking fake phallus vibrator named the Faux Cox or the No Spin Bone? ::shudder::]