6.30.2004

Your Last Chance: Vote Keith Olbermann

I know, I know. I brought this up last week. Nor do I normally indulge such prurient interests.

But you only have 24 hours to vote for Keith Olbermann as sexiest news anchor. Faux's Sean (the demon spawn) Hannity is actually well in first place, and he looks like donkey dung with a manicure. Wait. Maybe he is donkey dung with a manicure.

In any event, you can't let Sean win. Consider it a dress rehearsal for November's election (provided Mr. Bush doesn't cancel it).

Vote Keith!!! If for no other reason, because he covers many stories these other shills for the White House do not.

(BTW, CNN's Bill Hemmer is running neck-and-neck with Andy Rooney. I love it!)