5.28.2004

Spammed by Christ

Or at least, a so-called favorite rep, Mel Gibson.

The number of unsolicited offers for breast and penis enlargers, Viagra, morphine, banned CDs, debt elimination kits, and mortgage refinancing offers was actually eclipsed in my mailbox this week by an average 25 spams per day from some outfit selling "The Passion" on DVD.

Mel? God doesn't want you to Spam people. God told Mr. Bush to tell me to tell you that.