GOP Reality TV Concepts

It's time for some fresh ideas for reality television and who better to get on board for great programming than with Mr. Bush's GOP. Take a look at some of these innovative program concepts:

1. Bush's Bee - Each week, the president will vie for the chance to attack another country after successfully spelling and pronouncing 10 tough words correctly. Challenging words might include Condoleeza, Uzbekistan, peace, Geneva conventions,non-proliferation and his own name. This might be the only way possible to keep him from turning the entire world into one big pothole of a Walmart parking lot.

2. Survivor - Put decent hardworking people without a corporate agenda on the staff of the White House and see how long they last.

3. Who Wants to Marry a Bitchy National Security Director? This one's self-explanatory, but contestants will need to sign a release absolving Ms. Rice of legal risk when she bites their balls off when any of them try to come between her and her president.

4. Karl Rove's Apprentice God, that's scary just writing about. Can anyone be that mean-spirited, foul-mouthed, and evil doing? Candidates actually win by being fired, lose by being "hired", thus considered good Rove material. Ick.

5. Drinking and Drugging with the Bush Twins - Each week, a new contestant will try to out drink, out drug, and out embarrass the Secret Service assigned to the Bush Twin security detail. Bonus points are given when anyone ever sees one of the twins doing anything remotely to be considered selfless.

6. Extreme Iraq Beauty Makeover - Assigned to Donald Rumsfeld, contestants will battle one another to make Iraq look like the DoD press releases make Iraq sound. Each week's winner will be determined by who doesn't get shot or blown up crazy gluing flowers in the hands of a widow or child.