Spam as WMD

One has to hand it to spammers, who've come up with a new campaign after all that discussion of missing weapons of mass destruction (WMD).

I got several overnight offering a penis enlargement pill that will allow me to "find a WMD right in your shorts." Of course, as a female, I would be especially disturbed if I found a WMD in my shorts.... under most conditions. Ahem.