4.26.2004

Re: JudiciaryGate

I note, too, that the Justice Department will not confirm Leahy's statement.

However, I would find it very encouraging if AG John Ashcroft could take time out in his busy schedule hunting down post 60-year-old bhong seller Tommy Chong, Planned Parenthood, and Janet Jackson's nipple to investigate real fraud and little issues like terrorism. This summer, I'll anticipate he'll lead a campaign against scantily clad 6-year-olds selling lemonade on Sundays when kids should be in church.