Sorry, I've Been Assembling My Care Package for Judith Miller

So she went to jail today, even after she told the judge her orange jumpsuit was not made from raw silk so it would contrast too sharply with the rest of her Needless-Markup wardrobe.

I've been busy ever since putting together a little care package for her, just some sentimental items I thought she could use:

• a magnifying glass to help her search her cell for WMD
• a copy of Sissela Bok's "Lying: Moral Choice in Public and Private Life"
• some brown shoe polish so she can pretend to continue brown nosing this Administration
• an autographed copy of Paul Krugman's essential: "The Great Unraveling"
• a sexy "Glamour Shots" portrait of Ahmed Chalabi in speedos
• a limited edition recording of Karl Rove saying over and over, "I'm going to fuck you over like you have never been fucked over before" while having lunch with Ralph Reed, Jerry Falwell, and James Dobson
• a Dremel tool to work on the prison bars
• a pair of black heels to go with her orange jumpsuit