Paula Jones, What Class!

Remember poor Paula? The sweet, saintly Christian thing who somebody is always taking advantage of? Her wingnut defenders said she was pure and unspoiled before Bill Clinton came along, suggested she perform a sexual act with him and, when she refused, he let her leave but that was somehow psychic rape.

Well, according to Keith Olbermann, Paula - who hasn't liked being out of the public eye OR being reduced to living back in Arkansas - contacted the NY Daily News to complain that she has been left out of the Clinton presidential library (not that she could read her notation there, if it were present).

But here's the kicker from this sweet little Christian: she would happily go visit the Presidential libary IF some company would pay her very handsomely to do so. In return, she would be glad to wear their logo on the new boobs she bought with money from the Clinton settlement, along with the new nose, the new hair, the new clothes, and the pedicure for her teeth.

But remember, Paula is always the victim.