The Reagan Rename Game

The formaldehyde hasn't even settled in the late president's body yet, and already there are four different proposals in place on Capitol Hill:

* Add Reagan's visage to Mount Rushmore
* Place him on the dime
* Put him on the $10 bill
* Put him on the $20 bill

Hey folks, you're thinking too small. Let me suggest more noteworthy honors:

* Rename Texas as "Reagan"
* Change the name of the national debt to the "Ronald Reagan Memorial Trickle Down"
* Add Ronald Reagan JellyBelly jelly beans to the national food group nutrition pyramid
* Instead of rebuilding a structure at Ground Zero, make it a 110 story likeness of Ronny
* Make Janet Jackson wear a nipple covering with Ronald Reagan's face stamped upon it; the next slip and everyone will salute and say the pledge

And this is only a start of the possibilities!