5.05.2004

In the "Not That Size Matters, Of Course" Department

I have to agree with Wonkette: Mr. Kerry does um... uh... how to phrase this.... sport quite a package (and we're not talking about his education funding if he becomes president either). I noticed this in two earlier photographs but felt it was impolitic to say anything. However, since Wonkette said it first... Ahem.

Imagine a president who wouldn't have to pretend to fly a plane, stuff his flight suit with socks, OR claim prematurely that a war that never should have started is over (when... more than 500 deaths later....)?