Bush Twin Book Deal: She Can't Read, But She Can Write?

And mind you, it's Jenna - the dumb blonde one - who seems to spend much of her time falling off bar stools and dance floors.

Let's see: she's just barely 25, never held a job, has done nothing but party since graduating from a school paid to pass her more than three years ago... oh yeah, I can see why the literary world really needs her autobiography.

Sheesh.