2.22.2007

Uh Oh, Will Bush Declare War Against Chimpanzees Next?

With this news from the Washington Post:

Chimpanzees observed fashioning spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals.
...can Bush declaring war on chimps for their ability to make simple weapons be far behind?

I mean, chimps fit many of Bush's criteria for warmongering:
  • they don't recognize him as the second begotten son of God Himself (I often wonder if Dubya thinks Jesus was merely his prototype, a failed alpha version?)
  • they're brown
  • they're poor and far less powerful
Thoughts?