Minnesota? Could You Please Stuff a Bush Action Doll in Michelle Bachmann's Mouth and Duct Tape It In Place, Puh-leez?

You remember Michelle Bachmann, the new U.S. House Rep(rehensible) from Minnesota's 6th district who all but dry-humped President Bush at the State of the Union address? The one who the Secret Service looked ready to jump even as she clearly wanted to jump Bush (poor Condi Rice - a black woman's role in the Bush Administraton must be an incredibly frustrating thing, especially when other female wingnuts lust for Dubya).

Well, Bachmann has apparently appointed herself Bush's chief assadvocate to claim we must attack Iran immediately. She also claims that there's a plan to partition up Iraq (sadly true) and give Iran a big piece (I don't think so, lady... and trust me when I say, Ms. Bachmann, that cunt (a word I have only applied to three women in this lifetime) is probably a more accurate term for you than lady).

From the Minneapolis Star Tribune blog (and h/t to BlogRevolution for the pointer):

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann claims to know of a plan, already worked out with a line drawn on the map, for the partition of Iraq in which Iran will control half of the country and set it up as a “a terrorist safe haven zone” and a staging area for attacks around the Middle East...
Bachmann's at best a twit... or is it festering twat? Definitely a dim-bulb terrorist in her own right!

But hey, I report. You decide.