10.01.2006

Ask The Gang at Jesus' General: "Can You Trust Your Children With Republicans?"

Hmmm... with that question, I would probably need to ask, "Which" Republicans before I could answer it.

I have to say the GOP has sure gotten some winners, between that guy in Washington last year (the one who wanted to limit marriage to heteros only and wanted to demonize gays) caught in a sting operation after he tried to lure a young boy to have sex with him. Then there's Dan Burton, still in Congress oddly enough, who has two wives. There's also "morality szar" Bill Bennett who was spenting lots of cash for a dominatrix. And Newt Gingrich who pursued very young Congressional interns and pages while shaking a finger at Clinton for doing same; who also served one wife with divorce papers just hours after she underwent surgery to remove a cancerous "female part" and the guy who was supposed to come in after Gingrich who was later found to have numerous affairs.

Man, these family values represented by today's GOP seem more like Manson or Addams Family.