6.02.2004

Test Cheat

While I would never dream of cheating on an academic test, I'm accepting any and all suggestions of how to cheat on a CT scan in the morning to make a problem lung look nice and normal. Unfortunately, I need this before 8 AM EDT Thursday. Grin.

Right now, my theory is to put a wig on my male partner, send him in for the scan, and let them try to figure out why his breasts have gotten so much smaller since a mammogram two months ago.

Damn, I didn't sweat my SAT or LSAT as much as this. Unfortunately, the consequences are more dire if I flunk this one (and NO makeups).