Runaway Bride Update: It Gets Wilder and Wilder

As an update to my post earlier, Jennifer Wilbanks didn't only shoplift, didn't only get picked up three different times, but one of her busts included stealing $1740 and change in one major haul (a three part haul in which she kept going back into the store to get more and more). She supposedly did a little bit of jail time.

And the best part? The prosecutor against Ms. Wilbanks in these shoplifting cases is the same attorney you now see representing her on TV because Ms. Wilbanks is far too special to offer a non-apology apology in person.

MSNBC just had on the wife of the first man Ms. Wilbanks allegedly left at the altar. Where's my remote so I can change the channel to real fiction instead of the Dan Abrams kind?