5.14.2005

Schizophrenic Military Policies

What good does the military hope to achieve with its new "15 month" express tour of duty when a court ruled today that the "stop loss" order is perfectly legal as practiced by the military to hold people in WELL PAST the designated end of their tour.

I heard of one case recently where a man who had served either 8 or 12 years already has now been ordered up for what would amount to 37 years of continuous service. I wish I could find the reference. While I doubt the military expressly told him 37 years - and there was some speculation it was a typo or misunderstanding - he was told that was how long they could keep him if they desired.

How does this differ from indentured slavery? No, I'm not joking.

Nor am I joking when I propose that the following people - all of whom supported this bogus war - seem to have PLENTY of time available to serve. Mr. Rumsfeld, please contact the following folks and tell them where to report:

    * Jenna and Barbara Bush (out of school a year, no jobs)
    * Sean Hannity, Shepard Smith, Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson, Fox Snooze
    * Mary Cheney
    * Rush Limbaugh
    * Wolf Blitzer
    * Michael Medved
    * Britney Spears Federline
    * Bruce Willis
    * Bob Dole
    * Newt Gingrich
    * Pat Robertson
    * Jerry Falwell
    * Dr. James Dobson (and his doughy little wife, too)
    * Brent Bozell
    * Geraldo Rivera
    * Joe Scarborough
    * Neal Boortz
Need more names?