The Bush Doctrine for Dummies

As with all things Bush, you pretty much have to deliver up details in a very simple visual format since our president appears to be illiterate (among with his many, many other... uh... er... strengths).

Thus, Jesus' General - who remains an 11 on the 1-10 manliness scale - has summed up Dubya's own Middle East doctrine in perfect pictorial format (although I think both "Iraq" and "Iran" may be rather big words for the president to grasp).

The General labels this:

Our Glorious Eternal War
to Resubjugate Brown People