5.08.2005

OK, You Tell Me

The General, great patriot that he is, posted THIS photo (warning: do not view on either an empty or full stomach - in fact, huge amounts of alcohol and/or Demerol are strongly recommended).

Now the question: is this a photograph of:

    a) The Kentucky Derby Winner?
    b) Rush Limbaugh?
    c) Ann Coulter?
    d) What Ann Coulter looked like before the surgery?
    e) The mayor of Spokane, Washington?
My thinking is that it's c) (in her current phase of transgender surgery but with b) on top. But I'm terribly, terribly confused. And nauseated.

Did I mention nauseated?

Excuse me, I need to go pay homage to the porcelain goddess.