Breaking News! George Bush Admits He's The Bastard Love Child of Barbara and Moe Of Three Stooges Fame

Finally! The truth is out: George W. Bush is NOT the legitimate heir to the Bush (missing a few dozen important chromosomes) Dynasty but is, instead, the bastard love chair of Barbara Bush's long, impestuous affair with Moe of the Three Stooges.

She (known as Babs with Crabs in her lustier days) says she does NOT, however, have an explanation for the fact that Georgy managed to make president when he can neither spell "Stooge" or "Bastard" (although Barbara frankly acknowledged that her Georgy is both along with an imbecile, a crank, and a sadist).