The Ever So Desperate O.J. Simpson: Needs Attention So Badly He'll Tell How He Would Have Killed His Ex-Wife and Her Friend

With each passing year, OJ gets more and more embarrassing.

Now, I won't go into his culpability for the murders of Nicole Simpson, his ex-wife, and her waiter friend, Ron Goldman. In this country, you're innocent unless you're proven guilty and despite the millions spent and the fire power of the LA district attorney's office, Simpson was not found guilty (he did, however, lose the later wrongful death civil suit which has a much lesser requirement for proof). Like it or not, OJ was simply never found guilty of killing these two human beings.

Since then, however, he's spent so much time begging for attention. The disastrous pay-per-view, the various failed commercial enterprises, and then the matter of him "stealing" satellite TV equipment and supposedly threatening photographers when it seemed like OJ very much wanted any paparazzi to be interested in him.

And now? He's looking to get money for telling how he would have killed Nicole and Ron IF he had indeed tried to do it.

Man.