Chevron Joins Exxon In Record Third Quarter Profits

The boards of both Exxon with its 10.4 B(with a b)illion 3Q profit and Chevron which just released a record $5B profit in the same third quarter wish to thank each and every one of you for helping to elect two men from the oil and energy billions as the tyrant and vice-tyral-in-chief!

And that you love gas-guzzling vehicles to boot is just icing on the energy profiteering cake!